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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?

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(818): View more from California

dude, i look like john mccains neck right now

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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy

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(858): View more from California

Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

There is a pube in my fucking eyeball

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"

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(406): View more from Montana

He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...

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