he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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