My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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