i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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