okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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