What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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