i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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