I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
