do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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