One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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