I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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