I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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