What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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