Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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