its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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