Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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