someone owes me an orgasm
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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