In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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