What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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