Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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