you would pick up someone in the library
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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