evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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