so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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