You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Your tits are I can't wait for
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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