Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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