i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Come see our sink grown plant.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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