I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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