He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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