It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.