Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.