Have you finally orgasmed yet?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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