chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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