That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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