your parents love me but you hate me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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