I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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