Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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