I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
My vagina just recognized that song.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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