I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need water and some morals
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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