god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
