Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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