He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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