This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We are all done wearing pants today
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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