I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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