dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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