I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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