So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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