well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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