Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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