so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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