It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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