Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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