you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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