You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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