So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His hands were made for my vagina.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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