I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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