there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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