Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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