i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
