I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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