Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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