i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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